I left my light bulbs out of the refrigerator, and they all spoiled.

There is nothing more delicious than a Kleenex sandwich.

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I always wear my pants backwards.

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I always wear my socks backwards.

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I always read books from the last page to the first page.

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Fish that are not in a hurry swim with the current.

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On hotter days, I wear heavier clothes.

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My legs are too weary to sit down, so I’ll continue standing

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