I go to work naked everyday.
At 12:30, I always take a nap for a half hour. I promptly resume working at 12:45
I was offered a cash prize of ten dollars from one institution, and a cash prize of eight dollars from another. The catch is, I can only accept one of the prizes. So, naturally, I accepted the eight dollar prize, and left the ten dollar prize on the table.
I asked the cashier, “Do you sell gum?”
He responded, “Dat…”
I said, “What?”
He responded, “Agah…”
I responded, “I see. Thank you very much.”