I was at my parent’s house for vacation one week. My dad asked me to find my mom. I said, “Okay. What does she look like?”

My brother said, “I don’t like the number 9.” I agreed, “Divisible by 3? Get outta here!”


My brother said, “16 is┬ádefinitely┬ádivisible by 4.” I said, “Nope.”


I asked a financial expert about currency trading.

“If I had to choose one currency to invest in right now, what should it be,” I asked.

He responded, “Well its never a good idea to invest in just one, but, for the sake of argument, I’d say monopoly money.”