I have a tshirt store in Los Angeles. Our best seller is the I Love New York design.

To measure a short distance, I had to choose between a scissor, and a ruler. After much deliberation, I chose the scissor.

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Some friends of mine and I got together and decided to start our own organic farm. We knew location was gonna be important, so we decided to put it on Wall Street, NYC.

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Every time Willis crosses Chicanery Blvd he twitches and shouts. When he reaches the other side, he goes back to normal.

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I woke up in the middle of the night, something disturbed me. My room was pitch black. I heard a mysterious humming sound coming from the kitchen. The sound got louder, and I got more terrified. I was speechless, and my better judgement told me to stay put. Then, a shadowed figure appeared before my bedroom door. It had stopped making the noise, and it stood there motionless. Trembling with fear, I switched on the lamp by my bed, and revealed the figure. It turned out to be my wife eating chocolate.

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